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Trump Has a Plan to Explain His Debate Sniffles

Las Vegas, Nevada - Planning to assure his followers that his sniffles are only talk with no action, Republican Nominee Donald J. Trump plans...

Donald Trump to Build Wall to Keep Hurricanes Out of the...

Washington, D.C. – Donald Trump has announced today that if elected President, he will build a wall to keep all hurricanes and tropical storms...

Hillary Clinton To Join Emo Community Because No One Understands Her

New York, New York - Quickly storming into her room and slamming the door behind her, Democratic presidential nominee Hillary Clinton reportedly went into...

Donald Trump Attends Church For The First Time

New York, New York - Waking up Sunday and deciding to further his appeal to the Conservative Tea Party, presidential candidate Donald Trump attended church for...

Donald Trump To Ban Long Hair For Men If Elected

Washington, DC - Admitting his hairline isn’t what it use to be, Republican Party nominee Donald Trump admitted Thursday that he plans on enacting...

Conservative Posts Biased Article to Support His Opinion

Dallas, Texas — Expressing his hatred for Hillary Clinton on social media, Dallas resident Ted Sams, 50, confirmed Tuesday that he posted articles from...

Trump’s Hair Self-Aware

Cleveland, Ohio - This just in: at 8:04pm EDT on Wednesday, July 20, 2016, Donald Trump's hair became self-aware reportedly saying, "I have a...

Trump Announces Surprise Vice Presidential Running Mate

Washington, D.C. – Donald Trump, in a stunning move, has named Fidel Castro his Vice Presidential running mate. At a press conference today, Trump stated “By...

Man Says Facebook Memes Changed His Mind

Lincoln Nebraska - In what scientists are calling a landmark, never-before-seen development, a Lincoln Nebraska man has changed his mind about who he's voting...

Trump Supporter Says He’s Not Racist

Durham, North Carolina - Donald Trump’s current polling numbers show that he has a very strong following in the state of North Carolina. Trump himself often...