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NHL to Fold All Canadian Teams

New York, New York - Commissioner Gary Bettman today announced the decision; all seven Canadian NHL teams are to fold. Citing the fact that not one Canadian...

Man Gets In Car Accident When Nickelback Song Comes On Radio

Buffalo, New York - A Buffalo man is in serious but stable condition tonight after crashing his car when a song by the band Nickelback came...

Just In: Tom Brady Suspended For Entire Season

Boston, Massachusetts - The NFL has announced that Tom Brady has been suspended for the entire 2016 season for, as Roger Goodell is quoted...

Hillary Clinton Trying to Appeal to Black Voters

Washington, D.C. - Hillary Clinton, the presumptive democratic nominee for President will most likely win over the majority of woman voters but she wants to gain...

Lost Amendment Found to U.S. Constitution

New Haven, Connecticut - After years of research, historians at Yale have discovered that there is an Amendment 0 in the bill of rights. It states: "Common...

Rock Star Wants to Have Baby

Buffalo, New York - John Rzeznik of the Goo Goo Dolls has come out to say that he wants to have a baby, but with himself. Sources...

Verdict Reached in One Direction Trial

Los Angeles, California - A verdict has been reached in the trial of the United States vs. the pop band One Direction. One Direction have been...

FDA Approves New Drug That Improves Intelligence

Washington D.C. - The US Food and Drug Administration approved a new drug today that is making shock waves around the world. Called Smartonal, the...

Remake of The Godfather Coming in 2017

Hollywood, California - Paramount Pictures has announced that a remake of The Godfather will go into production this summer in time for a Christmas 2017...

FIFA to Increase Size of World Cup Playing Fields

Zurich, Switzerland - FIFA officials have announced today that they will be increasing the size of all playing fields in time for the 2018 World...