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New Cabinet Office Announced

Washington D.C. - President Obama held a press conference today announcing a new cabinet office, The Department of Fashion. With Obama for the announcement was...

Trump Announces Surprise Vice Presidential Running Mate

Washington, D.C. – Donald Trump, in a stunning move, has named Fidel Castro his Vice Presidential running mate. At a press conference today, Trump stated “By...

Kim Jong-un to Open Korean BBQ in U.S.

Phoenix Arizona - In a totally unexpected move, Kim Jong-un, the supreme leader of the Democratic People's Republic of Korea, often referred to as The...

Man Says Facebook Memes Changed His Mind

Lincoln Nebraska - In what scientists are calling a landmark, never-before-seen development, a Lincoln Nebraska man has changed his mind about who he's voting...

Grown Man Still Fascinated With Sparklers

Peoria, Illinois - A Peoria man, 32-year old Joseph Metcalfe is still fascinated by sparklers even though he's an adult now. Most children lose their...

Guitar Center Announces Air Guitar Lessons

Westlake Village, California - Guitar Center announced that along with their percussion, string, piano, and wind lessons, customers can now get Air Guitar Lessons. The CEO...

Lebron James to Join Golden State

Akron, Ohio - In a shocking twist, Lebron James, who last week opted out of his contract with the Cleveland Cavaliers, announced on The Players...

Texas to Change State Flag

Austin, Texas - Texas officials have announced today that they will unveil a new flag for the Lone Star State. We at theBURNward.com got an...

Trump Supporter Says He’s Not Racist

Durham, North Carolina - Donald Trump’s current polling numbers show that he has a very strong following in the state of North Carolina. Trump himself often...

New York State to Introduce Cheetahs to Combat Deer Population

Albany, New York - New York State has announced that cheetahs will be brought in to the state as an introduced species to help combat...