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Trump Has a Plan to Explain His Debate Sniffles

Las Vegas, Nevada - Planning to assure his followers that his sniffles are only talk with no action, Republican Nominee Donald J. Trump plans...

Son Disowns Father After Not Being Able to Grow a Beard

Seattle, Washington – Nick Prasinski, age 23, has disowned his father today after he came to the realization that he will never be able...

Woman Comes Out as Fake

Chicago, Illinois - Barb Telminster, age 48, has announced that she is a fake person. She says that she's been fake for as long...

Family Arrested for Chaining Mother in Basement During Football Sunday

Kansas City, Missouri – A father and his two sons have been arrested today after it was discovered that they chained their mother in their...
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Kid Buys Skateboard For Aesthetic Rather Than Skateboarding

Phoenix, Arizona - Feeling the need to look good for his first day of 8th grade, Drake Sheltz, 13, purchased his first skateboard strictly...
Bonnie Parker Assaults Psychic

Woman Arrested After Assaulting Psychic

Dallas, Texas – 38-year-old Bonnie Parker was arrested today after she attacked a psychic, 52-year-old Amy Lutz. Parker reportedly went to see Lutz hoping...
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Global Warming Proved to be a Conspiracy!

Washington, D.C. – In a shocking turn of events, garbage man Bill Plumpreton uncovered a massive set of intertwined conspiracy theories that were orchestrated...
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Donald Trump to Build Wall to Keep Hurricanes Out of the Country

Washington, D.C. – Donald Trump has announced today that if elected President, he will build a wall to keep all hurricanes and tropical storms...
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Hipster Becomes Depressed After Realizing He Hates Coffee Shops

Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania — Observing that he feels dismal every time he enters a coffee house, sources close to hipster Tony Redwing confirmed Thursday that...
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Man Starts High Fructose Corn Syrup Diet

Denver, Colorado – Dave Camby, age 37, has started a new diet that he hopes will catch on, and he wants everyone to know...