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Las Vegas, Nevada - Planning to assure his followers that his sniffles are only talk with no action, Republican Nominee Donald J. Trump plans on reassuring everyone that even though he has sniffed, he has never sneezed nor will...
Seattle, Washington – Nick Prasinski, age 23, has disowned his father today after he came to the realization that he will never be able to grow a beard. Nick says that as he came out of his teenage years...

Woman Comes Out as Fake

Chicago, Illinois - Barb Telminster, age 48, has announced that she is a fake person. She says that she's been fake for as long as she can remember and she prefers to be that way. Mrs. Telminster made this...
Kansas City, Missouri – A father and his two sons have been arrested today after it was discovered that they chained their mother in their dingy basement all day Sunday during football. A neighbor overheard the mother’s cries for help...
Phoenix, Arizona - Feeling the need to look good for his first day of 8th grade, Drake Sheltz, 13, purchased his first skateboard strictly to use as a decoration for his outfits he wears to school. “I always loved how...
Dallas, Texas – 38-year-old Bonnie Parker was arrested today after she attacked a psychic, 52-year-old Amy Lutz. Parker reportedly went to see Lutz hoping to find anything out about her recently deceased husband, Arnold. After telling Parker that she...
Washington, D.C. – In a shocking turn of events, garbage man Bill Plumpreton uncovered a massive set of intertwined conspiracy theories that were orchestrated by the United States government over the last century. Mr. Plumpreton found a 117 page...
Washington, D.C. – Donald Trump has announced today that if elected President, he will build a wall to keep all hurricanes and tropical storms out of the United States. The wall will start off the coast of New York...
Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania — Observing that he feels dismal every time he enters a coffee house, sources close to hipster Tony Redwing confirmed Thursday that he is no longer oblivious to the fact that he can’t be a hipster if...
Denver, Colorado – Dave Camby, age 37, has started a new diet that he hopes will catch on, and he wants everyone to know about it. He calls it the high fructose corn syrup diet and it is exactly...