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Donald Trump Attends Church For The First Time

New York, New York - Waking up Sunday and deciding to further his appeal to the Conservative Tea Party, presidential candidate Donald Trump attended church for...

Man Beaten in 7-Eleven Parking Lot

Utica, New York -- A man was severely beaten in broad daylight on Thursday afternoon in a 7-Eleven parking lot in Utica, New York. Caught...

Man Can’t Hold Back Telling People How Much He Hates iPhones

Expressing his love for telling people with iPhones how much he hates iPhones, Teddy Snitz reportedly admitted that he never actually owned an iPhone. “I...

Ted Cruz Sacrifices Wife to Norse God Odin

Houston, Texas – In a shocking and last ditch effort to try and win the upcoming presidential election, Ted Cruz sacrificed his wife Heidi...

Donald Trump To Ban Long Hair For Men If Elected

Washington, DC - Admitting his hairline isn’t what it use to be, Republican Party nominee Donald Trump admitted Thursday that he plans on enacting...

Family Celebrates Their Half Way Point To Not Talking Anymore

Reno, Nevada - Feeling happy that their youngest daughter just graduated 8th grade, parents Tom and Daisy Widdlestone decided to throw a party to...

Woman Incensed at Restaurant Wait

Omaha, Nebraska – A woman and her husband stormed out of an Olive Garden today after waiting 10 minutes for a waitress after getting...

Grandmother Disowned by Family After Complaining About Weather Constantly

Syracuse, New York – 73-year-old widow and grandmother Mary Robinson has been disowned by her sons family after constantly complaining about the weather. Mary’s son...

Woman Confused On Why She Hasn’t Lost Weight Even Though She...

Austin, Texas - Chugging a glass of wine, and feeling exhausted after work. Bailey Miller admits she is still confused on how she hasn’t...

Attack on Politically Correct Students at University of New Hampshire

Durham, New Hampshire – The University of New Hampshire is known to be a politically correct college campus where they recently published a bias-free...