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Man Starts High Fructose Corn Syrup Diet

Denver, Colorado – Dave Camby, age 37, has started a new diet that he hopes will catch on, and he wants everyone to know...

Hillary Clinton To Join Emo Community Because No One Understands Her

New York, New York - Quickly storming into her room and slamming the door behind her, Democratic presidential nominee Hillary Clinton reportedly went into...

Donald Trump’s Responses for First Presidential Debate Leaked

Washington, D.C. – Donald Trump’s responses for all of the upcoming scheduled presidential debates have been leaked to us at TheBurnWard by a reliable inside...

Woman Deletes Friends and Family from Facebook

Cleveland, Ohio – Mary Plegano, age 47, finally had it with many of her friends and family yesterday as she deleted 87 of them...

Suburban Kid Upset Over His Birthday Gifts

Seattle, Washington - Sitting with his parents on a Saturday night discussing his frustration with only receiving a 46” Television when he requested a...

Johnny Manziel Retiring from the NFL

Los Angeles, California – Johnny Manziel announced his retirement from the NFL today at the age of 23. He in turn announced his new...

Man Makes Mistake Of Getting Spaghetti From Denny’s

Erie, Pennsylvania - Sitting at Denny’s while glancing at the menu, 40-year-old Bill Tedsworth made the daring mistake of ordering spaghetti. Bill reportedly was feeling...

Milwaukee Institutes Shocking New Law to Combat Against Littering

Milwaukee, Wisconsin – In an effort to try and make their city clean, the city of Milwaukee has instituted a new law to try...

Kids In “Stranger Things” Already Planning Their First Arrests

Los Angeles, California - Coming to the realization that they only have a few years of stardom left until their first arrests, the kids...

Man Only Watching NASCAR for the Crashes

Richmond, Virginia – Ed Swarson is an avid NASCAR fan. His house is covered in memorabilia and you can always see him in one...