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Trump Has a Plan to Explain His Debate Sniffles

Las Vegas, Nevada - Planning to assure his followers that his sniffles are only talk with no action, Republican Nominee Donald J. Trump plans...

Son Disowns Father After Not Being Able to Grow a Beard

Seattle, Washington – Nick Prasinski, age 23, has disowned his father today after he came to the realization that he will never be able...

Woman Comes Out as Fake

Chicago, Illinois - Barb Telminster, age 48, has announced that she is a fake person. She says that she's been fake for as long...

Family Arrested for Chaining Mother in Basement During Football Sunday

Kansas City, Missouri – A father and his two sons have been arrested today after it was discovered that they chained their mother in their...

Kid Buys Skateboard For Aesthetic Rather Than Skateboarding

Phoenix, Arizona - Feeling the need to look good for his first day of 8th grade, Drake Sheltz, 13, purchased his first skateboard strictly...

Woman Arrested After Assaulting Psychic

Dallas, Texas – 38-year-old Bonnie Parker was arrested today after she attacked a psychic, 52-year-old Amy Lutz. Parker reportedly went to see Lutz hoping...

Global Warming Proved to be a Conspiracy!

Washington, D.C. – In a shocking turn of events, garbage man Bill Plumpreton uncovered a massive set of intertwined conspiracy theories that were orchestrated...

Donald Trump to Build Wall to Keep Hurricanes Out of the...

Washington, D.C. – Donald Trump has announced today that if elected President, he will build a wall to keep all hurricanes and tropical storms...

Hipster Becomes Depressed After Realizing He Hates Coffee Shops

Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania — Observing that he feels dismal every time he enters a coffee house, sources close to hipster Tony Redwing confirmed Thursday that...

Man Starts High Fructose Corn Syrup Diet

Denver, Colorado – Dave Camby, age 37, has started a new diet that he hopes will catch on, and he wants everyone to know...