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Chicago, Illinois – Barb Telminster, age 48, has announced that she is a fake person. She says that she’s been fake for as long as she can remember and she prefers to be that way. Mrs. Telminster made this announcement because she believes being fake is the better lifestyle to lead and she wants more people to try it.

Mrs. Telminster stated, “I just find my actual non fake self to be very boring. I’m miserable in my marriage but when I post fake statuses on social media about how happy I am with my husband and tell people the same, it just makes life so enjoyable.”

Mrs. Telminster happily said she’s planning on being nice to some coworkers to their face so she can later talk crap about them behind their backs. That, she claims, is the epitome of being fake.

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