Phoenix, Arizona – Feeling the need to look good for his first day of 8th grade, Drake Sheltz, 13, purchased his first skateboard strictly to use as a decoration for his outfits he wears to school.

“I always loved how people with skateboards looked, but I don’t really want to learn how to skateboard. I figured I could just buy one, and look cool with it over my shoulder,”

Sheltz added he plans on going to school every day with a skateboard over his shoulder. “I’m already starting to get attention from kids at school on how cool I look. I don’t care what people say, people should get things just to look cooler not because they actually enjoy it.”

Sheltz continued to say he plans on getting a Pixies band T-Shirt for his aesthetic even though he’s never listened to them.


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