New York, New York – Quickly storming into her room and slamming the door behind her, Democratic presidential nominee Hillary Clinton reportedly went into her bedroom and put black eyeliner on while getting out her old My Chemical Romance T-Shirt.
“I’ll show them who I truly am! I love wearing black and cutting myself,” Clinton reportedly said in between putting her black eyeliner and nail polish on.
“I constantly tell the world my plans, and how I’m an actual candidate unlike Trump but it doesn’t matter because I all I ever hear about are my emails! Well this will show the world who I really am!”
Clinton reportedly will be joining the “Emo Community” as she calls it. This involves going to local shows, supporting all “sad” musical acts, and wearing black.