Washington, D.C. – Donald Trump’s responses for all of the upcoming scheduled presidential debates have been leaked to us at TheBurnWard by a reliable inside source that we cannot disclose at this time. The surprisingly short, single page of responses states only a few different short responses that will be used on all questions asked.
The response for any question asked to him about any policies of his will be a simple one word answer, Benghazi. He will follow up anything Hilary Clinton says by questioning her health and generally bashing her apart in any way possible. The only other thing listed on his response sheet states that he must talk as many times as possible about how big, huge, and amazing his wall along the border will be.
One thing is for sure. These are guaranteed to be the most strange and unique presidential debates ever seen in the history of the United States.