He hates iPhone

Expressing his love for telling people with iPhones how much he hates iPhones, Teddy Snitz reportedly admitted that he never actually owned an iPhone.

“I just love telling people how awful iPhones are. I mean my Samsung runs almost as fast, and is almost as good! I strictly have the Samsung to prove to people how much I hate iPhones,” said Snitz, explaining how he hasn’t had a relationship with a woman in quite some time because he spends so much time telling people how much he hates iPhones.

“I plan on going out to eat this week, and if I see anyone with an iPhone I’ll be sure to tell them how much I hate their phone!”

When reporters asked Snitz why he hates iPhones, Snitz replied “Because I hate them!”



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