Reno, Nevada – Feeling happy that their youngest daughter just graduated 8th grade, parents Tom and Daisy Widdlestone decided to throw a party to celebrate the half way point to when they’ll no longer be talking to each other.
“We’re really excited that Lucy is already done with middle school which means she’ll only have high school and college until we all stop communicating to each other and practically get new lives,” said Mrs. Widdlestone, adding the fact that her and her husband have been talking about the moment where they can get divorced and no longer talk to their child or each other since they first had their daughter.
“I really think Lucy is excited too. She’ll finally be able to live her own life and never have to deal with her parents ever again. Such a great feeling knowing we’re half way there, and I can’t wait to celebrate it with my family!” said Mr. Widdlestone, adding he can’t wait to just play golf and no longer have to worry about anyone else.