Facebook Girl

Akron, Ohio – Following her six month anniversary with her newest boyfriend, Jenz Beans became very upset  that their relationship isn’t Facebook official even though her  boyfriend doesn’t have a Facebook.

According to sources, Beans boyfriend treats her better than any of her previous boyfriends, but Beans believes their relationship will fail because they can’t become Facebook official since he doesn’t have a Facebook.

“He just splurged and spent quite a bit of money on me on a surprise trip to Chicago which was very nice of him, but I can’t help but get upset when I go on Facebook and do not see my name as being in a relationship with him, simply because he doesn’t have a Facebook.”

Beans plans on giving her boyfriend an ultimatum telling him he has to get a Facebook and make their relationship status Facebook official or she’s going to leave him.


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