Patrick Star

Los Angeles, California — John Bugnacki, a 38 year old man from Los Angeles has spent over $100,000 on plastic surgery to look like Patrick Star from the popular television show, Spongebob Squarepants.

“I think Patrick is awesome. He’s friendly, kind and thick bodied like me and I think once I get the look perfected, the girls will be all over me.” said Bugnacki.

Bugnacki thinks he needs a few more procedures to perfect the look then hopes to get a reality show, The Real-Life Adventures of Patrick Star. Costarring on the show will be April Watson, the Texas woman having reconstructive surgery to look like a squirrel.




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