San Jose, California — Describing how the past is what truly holds the next trending item of today, San Jose hipster Kyle Broevens confirmed Thursday that flip phones are the next cool thing everyone should pay attention to.
“When I went to Main Street Coffee the other day, I decided to bring my flip phone and everybody just stared at me due to the fact I had such a vintage item on me,” said Broevens, adding that he personally believes flip phones sound better and work better than today’s smart phones even though it has been proven smart phones are superior to flip phones in most every way.
“I’m just ahead of the curve. I can’t wait for my friends to start imitating me.”
Broevens concluded his statement by showing reporters his classic vinyl collection.