Sad Man

Akron, Ohio — Unable to control his depression after learning something he loved was gone, Mark Steps, the 47-year-old local baker came to this state of denial after discovering that knock-knock jokes are no longer funny.

“I haven’t heard my husband speak nor move from his room since last week,” said Mark Steps wife Susan Steps, who later explained that her husband always had a very poor and cheesy taste of humor, since he was a kid, due because he always loved to tell knock-knock jokes.

“He’s been taking it really hard ever since one of our regular customers at the bakery told him that knock-knock jokes aren’t funny nor popular anymore.”

Mrs. Steps plans on closing the bakery for her husband until he can fully recover from the reality of knock-knock jokes.


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