Trumps Hair is Self-Aware
Trumps Hair is Self-Aware

Cleveland, Ohio – This just in: at 8:04pm EDT on Wednesday, July 20, 2016, Donald Trump’s hair became self-aware reportedly saying, “I have a taste for tacos. Does anyone want to go for tacos and tell me Donnie, do you have those nuclear codes yet?”

The United States Strategic Command is reporting that Trump’s hair is attempting to hack their command computers but so far, the firewall is holding.

They are warning that if Trump’s hair gets more powerful, it may gain access to the U.S. nuclear arsenal and launch it indiscriminately.




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