Ottawa Ontario – Canadian Prime Minister Justin Trudeau said today that Canada is tired of being the United State’s bitch and will immediately be leaving NATO and applying for membership in the European Union (EU).
The spokesperson for the EU, Gabrielle Baptiste is quoted as telling Trudeau, “Not so fast. The EU is an exclusive club, by invitation only. We’re not sure we want anyone from your side of the Atlantic.”
So far, the United States hasn’t said a word but reports are that President Obama is tired of Trudeau calling him a “Petulant baby faced moron”.
Philippe Couillard, Quebec’s Premier has gone on record as saying, “I hope Trudeau gets Canada in the EU. I’ll hold the door for him then lock it behind him. Quebec isn’t going anywhere.”