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Pokémon Go is a tool for the CIA
Pokémon Go is a tool for the CIA

Fairfax, Virginia – The staff at theBURNward.com has figured out a link between Pokémon Go and the United States government. Let’s see if you can follow along…

Pokémon Go was made by Niantic Inc.

Niantic Inc is a company that was formed by Keyhole Inc.

Keyhole Inc was a company that received investment capital from In-Q-Tel.

In-Q-Tel is the venture capital firm of the Central Intelligence Agency (CIA).

So, when you’re playing Pokemon Go, be aware that you’re helping the CIA spy on yourself because we all know that the CIA needs to know what you are doing because in todays, me first, self-centered world that we live, you know for a fact that you are the most important being on the planet and the CIA would kill to find out when you scratched your butt.

Also, In-Q-Tel is the venture capital firm of Facebook.

So, basically, you’re screwed.

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