Confederate Flag Condoms

Ewing, New Jersey – Today Trojan announced their newest brand of condom calling it, The Confederate Flag Condom. 

One interesting aspect of these new condoms is that they were purposely designed to help the sale of Trojan’s small line of condoms. Trojan was finding their small condom sales at an all time low and needed something to stimulate growth. After research was done, Trojan found that 97 percent of males who support the confederate flag have a more than below average-sized penis and will buy anything that has the confederate flag on it.

“This was an obvious decision that should give a boost to the sale of small condoms and gives the small condoms to the people that need them.” said Matthew T. Farrell, CEO of Trojan.



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