The Krusty Krab

Bikini Bottom, South Sea – Responding to an anonymous tip of suspicious activity at the Krusty Krab, agents from the FBI, ATF and the Bikini Bottom Sheriffs Department raided the long time South Sea establishment. Upon arriving, they found Mr. Krabs beating Spongebob Squarepants behind the building.

After serving Krabs the warrant, agents discovered the restaurant was a front for the sale of narcotics. Strikingly, they found several employees high on bath salts. Apparently Krabs would get his employees such as Spongebob addicted to drugs to make them his slave and work for free.

It was also discovered that Mr. Krabs kidnapped Sandy and other females keeping them chained in the basement in a makeshift prostitution ring.

The bodies of Squidward Tentacles and Patrick Star were found in the back of the building dismembered. Police have charged Mr. Krabs with murder, kidnapping, illegal narcotic distribution and 261 other crimes. He is claiming to be impoverished and has asked for a public defender.


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