Tom Brady

Boston, Massachusetts – The NFL has announced that Tom Brady has been suspended for the entire 2016 season for, as Roger Goodell is quoted as saying, “Sitting down while peeing.”

When asked about it Brady stated “I didn’t sit down in any way.”

Teammates suspected for some time that Tom Brady was doing this in the locker room bathroom. Recently, an anonymous note and picture were received at the New England Patriot’s training facility as well as the league headquarters and the Boston Herald. received a copy of the picture as well:

Tom Brady on Toilet

When reporters asked coach Belichick about the incident, he replied with a three word answer “What a pussy”.


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