Hillary Rodham Clinton

Washington, D.C. – Hillary Clinton, the presumptive democratic nominee for President will most likely win over the majority of woman voters but she wants to gain more than just that. She announced this past week that she’s painting herself black to prove to African American voters that she’s one of them.

She states that she’s using Dulux paint and also plans, for the election, on changing her name to the Nubian Amanishakhete which means, Queen of Mothers.

She’s also considering a sex change to gain another group of voters.


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